CassBat: I’ve tried to help subdue shitposting about you
CassBat: you just didnt know
CassBat: I wore the mask of anon
CassBat: like a superherp

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I have a Buzz Lightyear revoltech with no head.

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New sweet-smelling bat species identified

What I wanna know is how they discovered this."Oh, god dammit, Ted is sniffing the bats again.""NO YOU GUYS, I THINK I’M ON TO SOMETHING THIS TIME."


New sweet-smelling bat species identified

What I wanna know is how they discovered this.

"Oh, god dammit, Ted is sniffing the bats again."

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Contents Under Pressure


I rarely use this to just blog. I’m going to just blog now, so you can all just ignore this if it’s not to your liking.

Warning. Contents under pressure.

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It probably would have helped things if he mentioned what the shirt actually said.

There’s this big ordeal about a shirt mentioning fangirls, that says,
quote “I like fangirls the way I like my coffe. I hate coffee”
(I know its the one he meant because he mentioned it also mentioned coffee)

and it really feels like people are trying to add to that what wasnt there. Taking it as face value, it seems to be about fangirls, who, like fanboys, are obsessive and crazy and not normal “fans”
Both fanboys and fangirls have their own separate brands of crazy, so acknowledging either specifically isnt out of the question (fanboys are known for being super SUPER opinionated and hold whatever they love on a pedestal. Star Wars vs Star Trek, G1 Transformers vs everything else Transformers, ect, fangirls are more known for their shipping and fanfics and obsessing over different characters, like a lot of stuff that followed after the Thor movies hit)

Where people are getting a message of “we dont want girls in our fandom” or anything about “fake nerds” or whatever, I have no idea. Maybe theyre just not familiar with the fact “fangirl” means something other than simple “a girl who is a fan” same as “fanboy”

I find it a bit upsetting he neglected to quote the actual shirt, which I feel inflames emotions over the whole thing without actually looking at what people are getting mad at.

I’m all for equality and anti-sexism, but this just seems like a huge misfire.

This is the shirt in question, which does not imply GURLS STAY OUT on its own.

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Marceline got to those strawberries first.

Marceline got to those strawberries first.

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ek's 420 giveaway

so i’ve finally hit a pretty big milestone, and i’ve decided to do a giveaway to celebrate! i have a lot of stuff i don’t use anymore and a metric ton of candy that i keep in a jar so i figure it’s better to give them to someone who could put them to better use than i.

one randomly drawn winner will receive the following!

what you could win
  • a custom pixel from me (examples above, also in art tag)
  • assorted kasugai gummies, individually wrapped (apple, grape, lychee, mangosteen, orange, peach, pineapple)
  • kirby squeak squad
  • new super mario bros
  • new super mario bros 2 (3ds)
  • pocky (chocolate, two boxes; 9 packs per box)
  • pocky (strawberry, one box; 9 packs per box)
  • pokemon black
  • pokemon diamond
  • pokemon heartgold
  • pokemon mystery dungeon: blue rescue team
  • pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of time
  • pokemon mystery dungeon case: red rescue team
  • pokemon ranger: shadows of almia
  • pokemon pearl
  • pokemon trozei
  • pokemon x (3ds)
  • giveaway ends on 5/30/2014.
  • must be following me (sorry, shipping costs a lot!)
  • must be comfortable with giving me your address
  • likes count so long as you reblog it.
  • please have your askbox open!
  • please reblog no more than 5 times!
  • all games will be wiped of their save files when sent!
  • i am willing to make pixels of pretty much anything, including ocs.
  • i’ll cover shipping fees, including internationally.
  • the winner will be chosen via a randomizer and announced after the giveaway ends!
  • if you have any questions feel free to ask me, i don’t bite!

forgot to mention allergen information: the gummies include pectin! i’ll include extra packs of pocky if the winner’s allergic.

I’m mostly after that New Super Mario Bros 2

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If I ever redesign Pipers head, I’ll make it an “in universe” change like

Random guy: I’ll bash ya fookn hed in.

Later, Piper standing in front of shocked mechanic dads, head concave.
"so then he bashed my fookn head in."

(she’s a robot.)

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Some background: I’ve worked in gaming since 1994. I’ve worked in video game QA (quality assurance) for 8 years.

This is the FINEST glitch I’ve ever seen ANYWHERE - and that includes the World of Warcraft “turn north and crash” bug I keep running into.


Thats not a glitch, that’s the rapture.

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There’s First World Problems, and then there is “The carbonated bubbles in my Pepsi popping are so loud, I can’t hear the neighbors having sex.”

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Lyrics written and sung by me
kickass track by my good buddy teckworks

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